Bee's idiocy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jasontoddsguns
jasontoddsguns

Gently cradling Jason Todd, but specifically the Arkham Knight version.

jasontoddsguns

I’m wearing a bullet proof vest and oven mitts while doing this.

continuallycowardlycod

Most of the time I can ignore someone's profile picture, but I just gift the mist vivid image of john Constantine cradling Jason Todd and its your fault.

jasontoddsguns

Honestly, Arkham Knight Jason is so fucked up that anyone other than the joker would do. 😭

Also fuck you fuck you how dare you make me visualize that

continuallycowardlycod

Thank you, youre right.

Also its your flipping fault I pictured it in the first place

jasontoddsguns

Don’t blame me for your sick mind

continuallycowardlycod

You are the one who wishes to cradle arkham knight Jason Todd correct?

continuallycowardlycod

Do not look down from a pedestal if you carved it from lies and hipocracy.

jasontoddsguns

I have a pedestal and you don’t, therefore as the tallest, I automatically right.

continuallycowardlycod

A pedestal built on lies is weak. A strong person assumes those around him to be just as strong. A person who follows the rules does not expect others to think outside of the box, a liar will drive themselves to misery and paranoia, veiwing all others to be as deceitful as they. When you do so, I will be there to remind you of when you stood so proud today.

I hope you enjoy today. Truly.

skaterboylaterboy

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continuallycowardlycod

Nothing. Noone. Who was talking? I don't know.

jasontoddsguns

Who are you guys again???

continuallycowardlycod

DONT FORGET JASON TODD ON THE WAY OUT

jasontoddsguns

(Yanks Jason off screen with a comically large cane)

continuallycowardlycod

@beelze-the-bubkiss HELP HELP IS ANYONE A DOCTER PLEASE

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jasontoddsguns

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN (EXPLOSION) I SAID MAN DOWN

beelze-the-bubkiss

Guys I'm fene don woori *sets my nose and wipe the blood on my white shirt*see it's better now. Wait why is shit exploding.

jasontoddsguns

@continuallycowardlycod THEYRE BLEEDING OUT- IM NOT SO GOOD WITH BLOOD- (faints)

beelze-the-bubkiss

Oh shit never mind @continuallycowardlycod I think we still need that doctor. *slaps @jasontoddsguns in the face in hopes to wake them*

continuallycowardlycod

I don't think that's helping uhh, they are still breathing soon, maybe we should get away from the explosions

beelze-the-bubkiss

Shit, well their chest is rising and falling so I think that's a good thing *begins dragging @jasontoddsguns away from the explosions* and yeah you probably right. A little help @continuallycowardlycod

continuallycowardlycod

Of course * lifts their head and leans in to whisper* this is all your fault

jasontoddsguns

(Blearily opens eyes) say-sss the whor-e for spoiler-er (dies)

beelze-the-bubkiss

Thanks and sorry I didn't realize they would pass out *looks guilty* oh wait did you mean them?

continuallycowardlycod

Hey, its alright, cmon, look, the sunset and open road ahead. Are you ready?

beelze-the-bubkiss

Thank and Yep let's blow this bad hot dog stand

skaterboylaterboy

idk what im even supposed to say man

continuallycowardlycod

That's OK, do you want to come with us? Three sounds like a lovely group to travel the open road with. If that's OK with @beelze-the-bubkiss ?

beelze-the-bubkiss

Sounds fine as long as they help carry this one *points at passes out @jasontoddsguns *

continuallycowardlycod

Dude. They ain't passed out. They are very dead.

We- we need to bury them.

beelze-the-bubkiss

Ok I guess but where do we bury them? Never mind @dr-sunshineisdead already set them on fire.

continuallycowardlycod

Do you want to say a few words?

beelze-the-bubkiss

Um death won this match I guess, see ya on the other side I guess. *whispers* how was that?

continuallycowardlycod

That's good :)

*to the wind* I told you. I told you you would fall.

Why did your death have to be so painful, you ass this is supposed to be the best time of my life, I'm supposed to revel in your downfall, not be disheartened.

... Goodnight jasontoddsguns

beelze-the-bubkiss

Goodnight @jasontoddsguns you’ll be surprisingly missed by some not so surprisingly missed by others

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This feels so weird oh my god. I used to be really deep into the gravity Falls fandom. I genuinely haven’t interacted with the fandom in years. I used to read a lot of gravity Falls fics on wattpad which I rarely use any more. Now in the wake of ao3 going down I’ve been browsing watt again when I saw a gravity falls fic that i used to read a LOT. It was like a botch slap of nostalgia. And a little tickle in my brain was like ‘read it’. This feels like it’s gonna cause a hyper fixation. God’s help me.

ao3 ao3 stuff ao3 is down
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marauders4evr

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

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(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

marauders4evr

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain? 

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

locuas642

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

rootbeergoddess

That’s so utterly depressing.

sushinfood

disgusting

beeskeepony

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

raenboow

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

lil-mizz-jay

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

sodomymcscurvylegs

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

xfirecorex

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!

transyasha

thank you so much for this information. i’m applying for an abled account right now

viostormcaller

THERES A WHAT

OH GOD BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKED OUT OVER THIS I WAS

septic-dr-schneep

I’ve been looking into SSI; I had no idea about this!

perksofbeingdisabled

Read till the end for the important info

whatevercomestomymind

Reblog to literally save a disabled person’s life

awakefor48hours

Please read the whole thread

You say I’m faking

Just want the attention

But if that were true

I’d just..

Puncture my lungs

Or tear out my eyes

Cause it no at all real

Until I’ve gone shrill

Don’t care if I’m breathing

As long as I’m screaming

Cause are you really in pain

If you are not bleeding

Cause does it really hurt

If it’s just in your head

No I am seething

I am in pain

My body is waning

I can’t keep explaining

That my mind is failing

And one of these days

I might just give up

If it’s neurological

Well then you’re just pycho

Just wasted potential

Really im drowning

Just not in water but of thoughts in my head

So please now I’m begging

For the love of fuck

Would you just shut up

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hardtimes

sick of other trans people looking like a deer in the headlights when reminded that amabs can be nb too. there are really still people in our own community who think a nonbinary person is like. a woman wearing jeans

i've had people treat me visibly different after hearing my voice or seeing my face as if i'm some sort of predator or interloper. this attitude towards amab trans people especially nonbinary people really paints a picture of what the lgbt community thinks of gender in general

cowardnthief

anyway did i mention: amab enby rights

imbusymakingmistakes

amab enby rights

sad-boy-hank

amab enby rights

fierceawakening

amab enby rights

izzet-league-mad-scientist

amab enby rights

aimz304

amab enby rights

boilingheart

amab enby rights

coolaidstain

amab enby rights

legogeek33

amab enby rights

el-fandom-birb

amab enby rights

thearovoidfrog

amab enby rights

tryan-a-bex

amab enby rights

(I love my amab enby friends.)

fletchfeathers

amab enby rights!!!

itsbaydews

amab enby rights!!!!!!

quark-nova

amab enby rights!!!!!!!!!

dumbass102

amab enby rights!!!!!!!!!!!

gayformlessblob

amab enby rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thesmegalodon

amab enby rights

calling-the-angels

My sibling recently came out as amab enby and we've talked about the weird interactions they have had in some queer spaces because of exactly this. So yeah.

Amab enby rights

cupofcoca

amab! enby! rights!

beelze-the-bubkiss

AMAB ENBY RIGHTS

seronefada
seronefada

DP x DC promp

Imagine Danny stuck at being 14.

Getting kinda used to it.

  • Now in his 30s or 40s working as a waiter in Gotham, in one of Cobelpots Club.
  • Likes the tips he get for looking young and cute.

Gordon is there sitting and investigation. And Danny starts to aggressively flirt with the man, what makes the man really uncomfortable.

Keep reading

beelze-the-bubkiss

Commissioner: son I think I’m old enough to be you father.

Danny with practiced easy pulls his wallet from his back pocket and easily grabs his ID: I think you’ll find I’m older than I look.

Commissioner Gordon looks at the ID in shock cause indeed Danny is older than he looks. He’s 42 years old in fact. What the actual fuck.

dc x dp short prompt danny fenton Waiter Commissioner James gordon Poor gordon